Allergies anyone?

Subject: Allergies anyone? Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:58 am

I don't get it. I just don't get it. Are some people allergic to certain tasks? For instance, replacing the empty toilet paper roll. Do you not also have to wipe your ass? Or what about emptying an ashtray? Hello! It can only hold so much! What about being friendly for once in your pathetic meaningless life and smiling back when someone first smiles at you? No, I'm not flirting and I sure as shit don't want to have your baby cuz you wouldn't help raise it anyway, but would it crack your face to return the gesture? How about actually using the turn signal when changing lanes? I'm sorry..I don't work for Ms. Cleo and when you drive thinking everyone else is in your way, you simply reiterate what I already think about the majority of people anyway. Just give it a try..I'm pretty sure they put one on your car. It's that little stick thingy that pokes out from your steering wheel. See it? USE IT MORON! geez.

Subject: Re: Allergies anyone? Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:04 pm

You're like me. Allergic to bullshit.

Subject: Re: Allergies anyone? Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:15 pm

Brother you can say that shit again! Some people are just so fucking stupid, it absolutely amazes me that they are able to get up and dressed by themselves. I mean geez! Use your head for something other than a hat rack, ya know? Let me guess....God was giving out brains, you thought He said trains, so you left. LMFAO...I love that! Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Allergies anyone? Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:36 pm

I wish some people had allergies to cars because THEY CAN"T FUCKING DRIVE.